Problems may start in the bar but they shouldn't end up in the back of them Part Deux

Now I know I said my friends and I weren't going downtown for a while but...

The fabulous Jake invited Tiffany (best-friend) and I out to some dance thing. By the time we get to the dance thing it's over. So we go to Saya, (lame) then Venus. It's crowded as hell, (like all Thursday nights) but I manage to find a seat at the bar. I patiently wait my turn to order my drink, than this scrawny, meth-faced foreign girl comes over and sits on the bar stool, with me! I re-adjust my body, to ensure my ass fills the seat. As opposed to saying. "Oh I'm so sorry for damn near sitting on you," she cuts her eyes. I look at Tiffany and she grabs my arm and says, "Please, not tonight!" I just chuckle and relax.

The chick then squeezes her way to the bar, right in front of me and leans on my knees. I tell her to, please, get the fuck off of me, and she says, " I need to pay my tab," with a little attitude. I explain to her that's fine but she doesn't need to lean on me to do so and she damn sure needs to say excuse me. She gives me a half assed, "excuse me" and whispers to her friend some pissy comment.

This heffer was not paying her tab, she was ordering drinks! The nerve. So I begin to push people into her and laugh. Then I stuck my boots in her face "accidently on purpose." Tiffany says, Let's just leave." We say good-bye to Jake, the Meth girl is throwing daggers at me with those crazy crack eyes of hers. Jake accidently (for real this time) hits the girl when he hugs Tiffany good-bye. She gets angry and I say, "bad things happen to bad people." We walk out of the bar and I stop to say hello to a friend. That's when I feel a tiny backsplash on my left shoulder. Then, I see the girl, her arm is flung over her shoulder holding an empty cup, and Tiffany running to the door.

That girl tried to throw her drink at me. She completely missed and it got all over Tiffany. Tiffany's six feet tall, this girls was like five feet.

Tiffany starts yelling at her and the girl throws her empty cup at Tiffany. Tiffany grabs the girl's hair and proceeded to bash her fist into her head...

We're not going downtown anymore. For real!