Tonight, I have a guest on my blog. I am so excited to introduce the beautiful, magical girl that I call best-friend, TIFFANY JIMMEAH OGLESBY!!!! (crowd roars, cue Beyonce' Halo)
Ashley: So, Tiffany what would you like to discuss this evening?
Tiffany: Oh gosh... I don't even know what to say
Ashley: Don't be nervous baby girl, let have
Tiffany: You know what I just thought of? The first day I met your beautiful face.
Ashley: Ummm really? Tell me about it... (don't tell her that I don't really remember you guys)
Tiffany: ....
Ashley: Bitch! You don't even remember!
Ashley: However, I have a fond early memory of us!
Tiffany: Oh, please! Do share!
Ashley: HALLOWEEN!!!!!! That's the first time you called me.... BEST FRIEND (tear)
Ashley: You were drunk...
Ashley: But I'm sure you meant it
Tiffany: Oh, come on! I did mean it! Because I wasn't drunk. Duh!
Ashley: LIAR! The first step is acceptance brah! Denial is not just a river in France.
Tiffany: Ok... I accept the fact that I love you so much baby angel :)
Ashley: (cue the sound of me creaming, EVERYWHERE!!!!)
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