Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Oh T-Pain, thank you. I needed a giggle and you gave me one. To his credit he says that not only is his home fully paid for but ALL of his children have 7-figure trust funds set aside. If that's true then I can look at your $410,000 chain (10lbs. 197kts. got. damn.) and not call you so many mean names. But, you did say you had 32 cars? I hope you're not for serious. Because that would be just ignorant you, you, you, you.... You know what I'm not gonna even say it, but, that's only because your house is paid for. Good boy.

My kind of pick me up

Kia always does the cutest pick me ups. 

They're so cute and precious and always seem to do just what they should, pick you up lol

Well, I've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately and a song came on XM radio and it totally, for lack of a better phrase, picked me up!

You guys know how I am. I'm a Miami girl. I love shopping, clubbing, firting, so, although this pick me up is not a Disney movie remix by any stretch of the imagination , if this song doesn't make you get up and shake your ass, go to the hospital, because you're probably dead. 

Like I said it picked my ass up!

God bless baby sisters

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Oh my frick!!! I have been about to shit myself trying to figure out where I've seen that sexy Indian/wolf kid from Twilight before! I swear to God I was going insane, because every time I saw his face I was like I know I've seen this kid before!!

I had to do my process of elimination. He wasn't on any of the shows on Disney or Nick I watch (yes I'm 20 and watch Disney and Nickelodeon), or any of my favorite little kid movies.  I had all but given up until...

My little sister (13) says, as we drool over his New Moon pics, "He used to be so young in Shark boy and Lava girl." And I was like, "Oh shit! That is the boy!" 

Of course I wouldn't have remembered that on my own. I took her to see that shitty ass movie ages ago. I hated it! It was so dumb! I didn't pay attention at all. All I remember is saying, "That girl (I've seen her somewhere else too, but me and my sister can't remember from where to save our lives) looks dumb with that pink wig, and lava is red, so she should be red."

And I thought, that little boy kind of does look like a shark...

Now he's a stone cold fox baby!

It needs no title, no intro...

PS Watch in full 

screen mode

If you ever had any doubts...

Here's Hugh Jackman and here's Hugh Jackman's BEARD

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YES GIRL THAT IS HIS WIFE!!! If you had any doubts about what team he plays for.... Well u know

And if you don't get it or you don't know what a beard it is, you're probably reading the wrong blog, try the Huffington Post babe