Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sumbody's gonna be in trouble come Monday mornin!

Was anyone else watching the MTV movie awards? Apparently nobody is really watching. I love award shows. The awkward moments that live TV brings, watching Celebs sit in a  room with other celebs. You can just tell that they're all uncomfortable with being not so special in the moment. It's one thing to be the only famous person in  a building or 1 of a couple. But there's a whole bunch everywhere and they're not getting paid a bunch of attention, it makes them squirmy and moody. Awesome lol

 Ok that's enough, to my point. If you were watching, did you see the Bruno-Eminem moment?!?!?

The whole time I'm like, "Is this for real, no it's not, shit yes it is, oh my god they bout to fight!" 

Now if you weren't watching, what had happened was, Bruno (Sascha Baron Cohen's new movie character) came into the building on a harness like an angel. He was saying something (god
know wut) and then he gets twisted up in the harness and is now hanging upside down. Did I mention he's wearing something like a thin ass white thong, no pants? Well, yea. 

So, he starts to descend, and he falls head first into the lap of Eminem! So now him and Eminem are in the 69 position!!! So Eminem's screaming, "Are you serious, are you fucking serious?" But you can't really see his face because Bruno and his huge ass angel wings are covering him lmao! So Eminem's trying to push Bruno off and he tells two members of D-12, "get this motherfucker off of me!" And the two of them and Tyrese yank Bruno (rather violently) off. 

Eminem looking BEYOND pissed storms off. MTV could care less, they figured "he's filmed his performing obligations, fuck it" and their cameras are all up in his face paparazzi, TMZ style. Every single person in the building is uncomfortable, nervous and whispering to their neighbor "WTF?"

At first I was swearing it was planed but MTV didn't bleep out Eminem cursing and they're not juts going to let him say motherfucker all willy nilly, joke or no joke. And I saw Eminem in 8 mile and he did a decent job acting as himself. But the look on his face was just too real.

I think MTV and Sacha Baron Cohen planned it, but Eminem had no clue!

Trust me when I tell you, he's not just gonna let that shit ride. He's gonna make somebody pay for that shit. He's a rapper, they're not to fond of public humiliation, especially when it involves them 69ing a dude...

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