Real Housewives

IS. MY. DRUG. As Elyse says about Greek, I watch them ALL like it's my job. 

Real Housewives of Orange County

Real Housewives of New York

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Real Housewives of New Jersey

I talk about these hoes like I know them (Jill would kill me for referring to them as Hoes, Luanne would be offended, Bethanny would laugh). You see!

Swear to god, I confuse conversations that they have with conversations I've had in real life. I'll be like "Who was that we were saying needed to wear a bra the other day?" (I really did say this to Elyse yesterday) Then I'll remember oh no wait that was the Real Housewives of New York reunion show.. 

The drama, the falls sense of self and entitlemnt, the bitchiness, the excess give it to me! ROUGH!!!!