This week you guys get to meet, drumroll please........
Kela!!! My other BFF/Partner in crime/ girl that beats up more people than me and fights boys.
Ashley: How are you Kela?
Kela: I'm just dandy Ashley, tired, I'm so worn out!
(talking to TV) They coulda chose a real Carribbean girl not some fake ass red-head!
Ashley: You're so mean
Kela: You're a fake ass bitch
Ashley: You're hurting me, emotionally
Kela: Shut up you coon
Ashley: This is no longer fun
Kela: You're right hurting your feelings is no longer fun
(Kela cracks up as Sophia insults Blanche)
The conversation ends there because she's an evil bully. We're Besties because I'm a sadomasochist.
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